
Lucas Entertainment—a studio famous for its superstar uncut cocks—finally has a club to call its very own: UNCUT COCK SEX CLUB! Twelve horny, HUNGarian studs fuck each other crazy in an explosion of huge dicks, bubble butts, juicy holes, flip-flopping sex, and foreskin galore. "When it comes to hot men," says producer Michael Lucas, "Hungary is definitely underrated… and uncut! The only deep thing about this movie is the hairy holes!" Indeed, UNCUT COCK SEX CLUB gets to the point… and that point is uncut!
It: Welcome to Derry proves you can have rich representation, real humanity, and still fully enjoy Pennywise terrifying kids in sewers.
I write for a diversity-focused film review blog, so I’ll be honest: I really wanted to like Pretty Lethal. Starring Maddie Ziegler, Lana Condor, Iris Apatow, Avantika, and Millicent Simmonds, Amazon Prime’s new thriller seemed like it would be a girl power movie about dancers with a horror action twist. Sort of a Suspiria for teens. But with shallow and unlikeable characters, a confusing plot, an overreliance on violence, and cringey dialogue, any fun the movie started out with was quickly lost. What was left was a faint echo of greater horror movies about dancers made before.
A few episodes in, I realized the most prominent theme of In The Long Run wasn't culture, race or even finding independence--but the idea of belonging.
The height of subversive horror cinema is Jennifer’s Body. No, I will never budge on that. Yes, Cabin in The Woods is funny, Scream is very well made, and the Scary Movie franchise is …. there. But nothing is quite as satisfying as watching the teenage succubus that is Jennifer Check rip apart boys. In the post #metoo era where the industry is far from changed, watching revenge flicks like these is probably one of the most cathartic experiences due to the slow-moving progress being made.