'The Super Mario Bros. Movie' Comes to the Big Screen
The heroes of the Mushroom Kingdom make their way to the big screen in this animated movie.

Elegant Angel's "NERDY GIRLS" are back and ready to strip down to nothing but their thick-framed glasses to prove that smarts and sex are a match made in heaven! Sid Knox directs 4 brand new vignettes about dorks, geeks, and smarty-pants getting in your pants for no-holds-barred nerd on nerd sexual satisfaction! Sage Hunter wants to be student body president, but first her Professor has to give her body a pop quiz! Metaphysical practitioner Celestina Blooms gets tantric with Nade Nasty. Evie Christian gets Seth's motor running. Finally, horror geek Katie Kush goes on a Halloween adventure with Alex Jones.
The heroes of the Mushroom Kingdom make their way to the big screen in this animated movie.
At least we got the original cast back, right? Not even that saves it. None of them could bring a sliver of hope to this special. Rather, they bring dread as we witness the light leaving from their eyes.
What starts off as a success story for a single mother living below the poverty line, slowly begins to weave itself into a tangled web of greed, guilt, and destruction.
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All in all, “Event Horizon” is a cinematic misfire, begging to be perfected in the future. While it possesses an array of admirable visuals, the film leaves much to be desired. If only we could see Anderson’s preferred cut, which featured more character development and tortuous imagery. In the meantime, I have a catchphrase for this film: In space no one can hear you snore.