Girls Of Bangbros 62: Alexis Texas (2016)

Overall, Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is plagued by numerous flaws, both from a quality and from a diversity standpoint.  The film relies on gore and loud sounds to drown out its flat script, flatter dialogue, and one-dimensional characters. 

At its heart, it’s a fond tribute to an influential artist and thus one that can speak to everyone’s inner artist, even if it lacks the sincere commentary you may wish to see.

In the film adaptation, director Jon M. Chu turns each musical number into a massive show stopper, with grand set pieces and a wealth of diverse dancers. Yet, in this attempt to show reverence for the people of the Washington Heights barrio, Chu, or maybe more specifically those in charge of casting, left out a crucial part of the community, Afro-Latinos.

With such a raw look at the 15th century, it seems that Disney was really trying to step outside of its element with this motion picture. 

Dracula evolved from a person to a monster and then from a monster to a person.

Ditch the lube and get to the point in the raw, honest, cheeky dramedy written and directed by Mark Schwab.