Everything The Critics Got Wrong About ‘Pinocchio’
I was able to watch the gleefully mesmerizing Disney remake that was Robert Zemeckis’ Pinocchio. I was enthralled by Zemeckis’ iteration.
Dante's Sex Scandal (2001)
Dante is moving into a new house and needs a help. First things on his mind? Get the pool cleaned and install a security system. When Tony Banderas (Antonio's younger brother? A guy can dream, can't he?) shows up for a job, Dante warns "There's more to this job than cleaning the pool." Tony acts dumb, but it isn't long before the two are stretched out with swimming trunks in a pile. While the plot is thin as cellophane, and you may never quite figure out what the "scandal" is, the sexy scene of the fix-it man watching Dante jack himself off from behind the trees is hot enough to make it all worthwhile.
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Dante is moving into a new house and needs a help. First things on his mind? Get the pool cleaned and install a security system. When Tony Banderas (Antonio's younger brother? A guy can dream, can't he?) shows up for a job, Dante warns "There's more to this job than cleaning the pool." Tony acts dumb, but it isn't long before the two are stretched out with swimming trunks in a pile. While the plot is thin as cellophane, and you may never quite figure out what the "scandal" is, the sexy scene of the fix-it man watching Dante jack himself off from behind the trees is hot enough to make it all worthwhile.
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In Theaters:5/4/2001
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Runtime:90 minutes
Studio:Jet Set Men
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