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C.O.D. (1983)
Albert Zack is a struggling, bumbling, advertising salesman hired to save the Beaver Bra Company from impending doom. He is charged with signing five specific, world-famous, busty woman as endorsers for the bra line. Silly antics and situations occur as he tries, mostly in various costumes, to get close enough to these women to make his pitch for their signature. Working against him are two board members who stand to gain if the company fails. As he circles the globe in search of these signatures, he is faced with a variety of challenges, one of which is a relationship with his own secretary.
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Albert Zack is a struggling, bumbling, advertising salesman hired to save the Beaver Bra Company from impending doom. He is charged with signing five specific, world-famous, busty woman as endorsers for the bra line. Silly antics and situations occur as he tries, mostly in various costumes, to get close enough to these women to make his pitch for their signature. Working against him are two board members who stand to gain if the company fails. As he circles the globe in search of these signatures, he is faced with a variety of challenges, one of which is a relationship with his own secretary.
Rating:PG
Genre:Comedy
Written By:Chuck Vincent, Ian Shaw, Rick Marx
In Theaters:5/20/1983
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Runtime:96 minutes
Studio:Geiselgasteig Film, Metro-Film
Cast
Chuck Vincent
Director
Chris Lemmon
Albert Zack
Nicholas Saunders
T.B. Dumore
Marilyn Joi
Debbie Winter
Carole Davis
Contessa Bazzini
Samantha Fox
Female Reporter
Ron Jeremy
Male Reporter
Dolly Dollar
Christina Werner
Corinne Wahl
Cheryl Westwood
Andrew MacMillan
President Foster
Pat Finnegan
First Lady
Teresa Ganzel
Lisa Foster
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