
Two rock stars have gone to Ibiza to live out their faunistic desires with a round of groupies. The question of who has the most desirable cock leads to a real private war, in which the managers of the two rocking fuck barons also get involved. Thus begins a fortissimo of passions, crowned by the hard rock groan rhythm, which is celebrated virtuously.
SPOILERS AHEAD. Premature is a story about the pain of love and realities. Transitioning from youth to our perspective of adulthood, how do we grapple with loss?
Despite its glaring flaws, First Girl I Loved is not entirely undeserving of a watch. For people who can handle the more difficult aspects of the story and graphic scenes, it is worth looking into. It’s not a film worthy of rewatch, but it may still resonate somewhat with those who need a story like this. It is a genuine, if flimsy attempt at a coming-of-age tale. Were the film to be directed by someone with experiences more similar to Anne, it would likely be more powerful--as it is, it feels like a man’s perspective of what it means to come to terms with your identity as a lesbian.
If you were to watch it on streaming when you have nothing to do, it’s still probably a giant waste of time, but you could do far worse. Paying $18 for a movie ticket and who knows how much for concessions turns this from an exercise in boredom to an exercise in frustration.
Lindsay Lohan makes a big film comeback in this amazing holiday comedy of the year.