The Charmed Reboot Deserves More Respect
This magical reboot introduces a new set of Charmed ones, much to the ire of fans of the original series.

Welcome to our twelfth edition of University Co-eds, and wow... what an issue! Never in my life have I seen so many beautiful young women in one issue... fuckin' incredible! For you avid porno hounds, we have an all European version that will knock your socks off! Our cover girl, Caroline is a sweet blonde Hungarian who just can't get enough cock to satisfy her insatiable desires. Her freshness and beauty are unparalleled in the history of University Co-eds. Mira is a Czech co-ed brunette with icy blue eyes that seem to be as alluring and cold as the frozen winter tundra. Her breathtaking natural beauty was mesmerizing and awesome in its power... She seemed to be as unspoiled and as innocent as a child. Linda Thorn is a Swedish blonde whose combination of youth, freshness and appetite for sex was amazing to see. Lilly is a Spanish co-ed who has an ass like a Russian racehorse. She plays a maid to a rich businessman whose desire for her are as hot as molten lava.
This magical reboot introduces a new set of Charmed ones, much to the ire of fans of the original series.
The “gay best friend”, an age-old trope, has been done in countless films and television series. Ranging from one-note (Sex and the City's Stanford and Mario) to nuanced (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's Tituss), the gay best friend exists to support and advise the main protagonist, with their conflicts swept to the side.
Ultimately the problem with The Bubble is that it plays everything for laughs to get around the audience’s defenses. But it comes off like a privileged white male thinking that ridiculing everyone else equally is the road to equality. And it’s not. And it's definitely not funny to pretend that it is.
Udo Kier takes center spotlight in 'Swan Song' as Pat Pitsenbarger, a gay beautician who comes out of retirement for one last job and rediscovers himself along the way.
This story solidified my choices to consume a more plant-based diet and nearly made me cancel my subscriptions to big corporations like Amazon. The narrative was perfectly crafted and on par with Bong Joon-Ho’s other major works; Parasite and Snowpiercer.