Nailgun is a struggling heavy metal band that seems to never get the break they think they deserve thanks to the endlessly bad decision making by their fearless leader, Melvin. The band is ready to call it quits when Melvin steals a magical microphone forged by Satan that grants the wishes to anyone who sings through it. By not sharing the power of the microphone with his bandmates, Nailgun accidentally triggers the apocalypse. Now Melvin must figure out a way to beat Satan at his own game in order to save the planet.
Earth and Blood is slow, but it still has it’s entertaining moments. If you’re into thrillers, or want to watch something new, then this film might be for you. As for me, Earth and Blood was tolerable enough.
This captivating film can only be truly appreciated by seeing it firsthand. There are not enough words to describe the terrible beauty one experiences while watching it.
Remakes. Reboots. Reinventions. Redundancy. It's the common practice in Hollywood of late, sometimes offering us victorious reimagining of what can be considered cinematic classics while also, more often, falling flat on their UN-imaginative faces in utter defeat and lackluster results. Admittedly, with this in mind, I went into the newest incarnation of "The War of the Roses" with typical trepidation and cautious optimism.
Knives Out doesn’t just defy the whodunit narrative, it uses the weaknesses to its advantage. It’s well aware of the genre’s faults and tropes
This groundbreaking summer blockbuster proves that diversity enhances the action genre.
It was always people for Joe, and he ultimately found them at the end of a long, painful, yet illuminating quest for self-discovery outside of one, confident constant - his bisexuality.
