Animal Farm: Viva la Dystopia
This incarnation of Animal Farm is filled with the generic plot points, immature humor, cardboard characters and visual flaws that you have come to know from today’s lesser children’s films.

When they think no one is watching, Cheatin' Dads are quick to slip their dicks into new holes. Hot daddy couple Drew Sebastian and Mr. Scout are having a heart to heart about fucking other guys so Mr. Scout shows Drew that his ass belongs to daddy. Then handsome daddy Brian Bonds is a little terrified of the fresh-out-of-prison handyman, Davin Strong, his husband hired while he's away... and a lot turned on. Next, Daddy Coach Bator brings hot and hung August Alexander home for some hot afternoon play. Then, handsome Mr. Scout doesn't try very hard to not cheat when he's offered the warm, juicy hole of his ex David Cole. Finally, Coach Bator finds out August Alexander has been fucking Coach's boyfriend, Rand Lee, too so the three of them decide they all need to make it a group affair.
This incarnation of Animal Farm is filled with the generic plot points, immature humor, cardboard characters and visual flaws that you have come to know from today’s lesser children’s films.
Netflix’s new rom-com, Voicemails for Isabelle (dir. Leah McKendrick), isn’t just heartwarming, funny, and an achievement in female directing - it’s also an instant classic. Following 20-something aspiring baker Jill (Zoey Deutch), Voicemails for Isabelle tells a story of grief, self-discovery, and fateful connections. Ever since her beloved sister Izzy’s (Ciara Bravo) death, Jill has been leaving her hilarious, extremely TMI voicemails about her chaotic love life and miserable day job as a prep cook. Little does she know that a handsome and unsatisfied real estate agent in her hometown has inherited the number and practically fallen in love with her by listening to her stories.
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With the start of the new season we're excited for all of the April new movie releases, some of which our writers here will cover in individual reviews throughout the month.
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