Beaver and Buttface aren't role models. As a matter of fact they're not even human....they're twisted sex crazed perverts with warped minds, stiff little wieners, bad breath, and the morals of Freddy Kruger with blueballs....unnnh. This is their story. It's the first day of school and the boys are knee-deep into a rectal research project...until they meet "Cleavage and Bunghole," a pair of twisted sorority sisters that show Beaver and Buttface the true meaning of the search for life on Ur-Anus. From the hallowed halls of higher ed. to a midnight snack at the porno shop to a double humjob while channel surfing it's a headbangin', rock and roll me over, backdoor boogie woogie sex...sin city style.
I’m still trying to comprehend the psychological and moral implications of their fascination with each other, or why their almost written-in-the-stars depth of connection makes so much sense.
Like all modern societal phenomenons, it started with a meme. This one highlighted that when there’s a mom in a Pixar film, she is almost without fail given striking curves that highlight the bottom half of her body following a minuscule waist. From Elastigirl to the skeletal Mama Imelda, the animation giant’s artists seem to have a fixation on making exaggeratedly curvy maternal characters.
Ben Affleck leads The Way Back, a seemingly cathartic film for him after the actor’s recent bouts with alcoholism and rehab. He plays Jack, a man fighting his own battles who happens upon coaching a boys’ basketball team, the same team he once played for back in high school.
Strangers in a crowd, exchanging glances, looking away, continually managing to run into each other then part ways, end up at the same diner, find they've rented the exact same vehicles, and are then made to travel together to learn once more whether they can both find genuine adoration and companionship again. This really does, in so many words, sum up the foundational gist of of this new feature film from writer Seth Reiss ("The Menu") and director Kogonada ("The Acolyte", "After Yang"). Yet, it's all only the set-up for the REAL wonder of everything that happens before, during, and in the aftermath of a magical, meaningful journey.
He’s a nine-time Oscar host and a revered comedy legend. He’s an up-and-coming comedy star who was a voice in the biggest animated movie of all time. So what happens when these two are forced to work together?
Can a homeless yet optimistic teenage girl learn to accept a helping hand?
