The Drama: A Marriage of Discomfort and Empathy
This is not a film, it’s a drop tower. A drop tower that you don’t get off of for the vast majority of its 106-minute runtime.
Beach Bums (2014)
Portugal’s the destination, but the mission on this vacation is to score as much horny cock and fresh ass as possible (Portuguese or otherwise!) – and believe us, this gang of dick-crazed dudes never disappoint. With the likes of Paul Walker and Orlando White on the ticket, however, would you expect anything else? These lads aren’t so much interested in the sun and sand, as the sex – and plenty of it! As such, it’s off to the dunes and the surf for a catalogue of open-air, cum-filled escapades that will almost certainly make your holiday look tame in comparison!
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Portugal’s the destination, but the mission on this vacation is to score as much horny cock and fresh ass as possible (Portuguese or otherwise!) – and believe us, this gang of dick-crazed dudes never disappoint. With the likes of Paul Walker and Orlando White on the ticket, however, would you expect anything else? These lads aren’t so much interested in the sun and sand, as the sex – and plenty of it! As such, it’s off to the dunes and the surf for a catalogue of open-air, cum-filled escapades that will almost certainly make your holiday look tame in comparison!
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In Theaters:7/22/2014
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Runtime:86 minutes
Studio:SauVage, Staxus
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