'The Resort': Five Perfect Minutes and Countless Missed Opportunities
The Resort has an excellent climax surrounded by disappointments. Somehow, at a mere 75 minutes, this movie still manages to be 70 minutes too long.
Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade (2005)
Alabama Jones, Oklahoma Jones, and California Jones are three sexy adventurers who hunt ancient treasures for a museum curator. They manage to defeat the floating flaming skulls that had killed previous treasure hunters and take the idol of Punani. Their next assignment is to find a drunken tracker named "Jungle Bill" and convince him to lead them to the Golden Mango of Tantu. During their quest they encounter sexy jungle goddesses, gorillas, natives, a hunky jungle man, a giant scorpion, lost aviator Amelia Airhead, and others while pausing frequently to enjoy erotic delights.
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Alabama Jones, Oklahoma Jones, and California Jones are three sexy adventurers who hunt ancient treasures for a museum curator. They manage to defeat the floating flaming skulls that had killed previous treasure hunters and take the idol of Punani. Their next assignment is to find a drunken tracker named "Jungle Bill" and convince him to lead them to the Golden Mango of Tantu. During their quest they encounter sexy jungle goddesses, gorillas, natives, a hunky jungle man, a giant scorpion, lost aviator Amelia Airhead, and others while pausing frequently to enjoy erotic delights.
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Genre:Comedy, Adventure
Written By:William Williamson
In Theaters:1/1/2005
Box Office:
Runtime:102 minutes
Studio:Digital Entertainment
Cast
Jim Wynorski
Director
Angela Little
Alabama Jones
Nikki Nova
Oklahoma Jones
Cheyenne Silver
California Jones
Aria Giovanni
Luna
Sunny Leone
Queen of the Jungle
William Williamson
Jungle Bill
Shyla Stylez
Dana the Archaeologist
Taimie Hannum
Lucy the Explorer
Deanna Merryman
The Curator
Kelle Marie
Amelia Airhead
Scott Styles
Jungle Man
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