Gretel & Hansel Gets Lost in Its Beautiful Woods
Gretel & Hansel falters due to its razor thin story and lack of characterization. It loses sight of horror’s key rule: In order to create an effective tale, characters and emotions must be emphasized.
Young Offenders 9 (2022)
Gerasim Spartak has sexy Tonda Zbranek in custody for stealing money. Tonda relents and says that he will return the money, but Gerasim has other things on his mind. When he has Tonda fully exposed, Gerasim says he’ll call the police… unless Tonda is willing to undergo a body cavity inspection. Luky Kolac roughly brings sexy Abraham Kohn into the storeroom to reprimand him for not wearing a mask. Abraham begs Luky not to call the police, and there’s just one thing the security guard will accept as punishment. Istvan Bernas brings accused shoplifter Tadeas Hospodar into the storeroom. Tadeas claims that he is innocent and wants to be released. Istvan says that he must involve the police but first has to search Tadeas. Tadeas then confesses that he has the missing wallet but says that he found it. He hands over the wallet but is still told to take down his jeans. Istvan says he won’t need to involve the police as long as Tadeas does everything he’s told.
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Gerasim Spartak has sexy Tonda Zbranek in custody for stealing money. Tonda relents and says that he will return the money, but Gerasim has other things on his mind. When he has Tonda fully exposed, Gerasim says he’ll call the police… unless Tonda is willing to undergo a body cavity inspection. Luky Kolac roughly brings sexy Abraham Kohn into the storeroom to reprimand him for not wearing a mask. Abraham begs Luky not to call the police, and there’s just one thing the security guard will accept as punishment. Istvan Bernas brings accused shoplifter Tadeas Hospodar into the storeroom. Tadeas claims that he is innocent and wants to be released. Istvan says that he must involve the police but first has to search Tadeas. Tadeas then confesses that he has the missing wallet but says that he found it. He hands over the wallet but is still told to take down his jeans. Istvan says he won’t need to involve the police as long as Tadeas does everything he’s told.
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In Theaters:3/25/2022
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Runtime:52 minutes
Studio:William Higgins Productions
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