Beautiful "Materialists" Can't Quite Find Its Footing
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman will be happiest if she marries a man with a good fortune, similar upbringing, matching attractiveness levels, and compatible politics.

What do a bunch of horny young gay lads get up to when given the chance to enjoy some alone time together? Suffice it to say they don't squander the opportunity by conversing about the state of the world, or what excites them about the last fashion accessory. No, the boys in Welcome to our Sex Games Shelter like Drew Kingston and Jacob Daniels spend every last moment enjoying the pleasures of the flesh; with a blistering display of twink-on-twink action that includes the kind of interracial action that wet dreams are made of. No doubt about it, these young pups are gonna be sore for quite a few days after this unrelenting romp; culminating in a blizzard of cum from every ball-sack on show. In short, a five star frenzy that will have fans drained in next to no time.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman will be happiest if she marries a man with a good fortune, similar upbringing, matching attractiveness levels, and compatible politics.
I highly recommend Kill Bill: Volume 2. In classic Tarantino fashion, specific sections of the film are a tad too long, but overall, it’s a wonderful piece of escapist fiction.
A refreshing twist is that all the kids’ powers are…kind of useless. There’s a kid who can only move in slow motion, a kid who has every power in the world but can only use them randomly, and our main character Missy who has no powers at all. The thesis of the film seems to be that it doesn’t matter what kind of powers you have, its the way you use them, which is good for the warm and fuzzies.
Having Sersi be the central force in Eternals is unprecedented in its viewpoint and focus, from demonstrating a gentle type of leadership, to being overlooked in a group setting but succeeding in the goal at hand anyways, to having romantic options, to strength and integrity, and majority screen time - for a group that's given less screentime than aliens.
The Christmas Horror section of films is growing, and today we present a bold selection of new and old Christmas horror films to celebrate this macabre union.