'The Resort': Five Perfect Minutes and Countless Missed Opportunities
The Resort has an excellent climax surrounded by disappointments. Somehow, at a mere 75 minutes, this movie still manages to be 70 minutes too long.

We've been in the Helix kitchen cooking up the perfect recipe using only our FRESHEST ingredients! We've assembled our most tender young chickens fresh from the oven and they are piping HOT! These tasty twinks are gladly eaten, stuffed and basted with their buddies young boy batter till their hot holes are filled and dripping with dessert! Cream-pie anyone? These eight sex prodigies are definitely built for this. Here they are just for you, doing what they do best. The freshest of the fresh blended together organically with surprisingly perfect sex instincts for such tender young twinks. This epic bare back twink-a-thon hits every note (and hole) and will leave you ravenous for more helpings of "Raw Talent."
The Resort has an excellent climax surrounded by disappointments. Somehow, at a mere 75 minutes, this movie still manages to be 70 minutes too long.
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