Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2009)
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Rating:PG-13
Genre:Comedy
Written By:Kelly Bowen, April Blair
In Theaters:2/3/2009
Box Office:$103,971
Runtime:100 minutes
Studio:Papa Joe Films, BenderSpink, Di Novi Pictures, Family Room Entertainment, Gerber Pictures, Grand Army Entertainment, Major Productions, Millennium Media, Emmett/Furla Films
Cast
Steve Miner
Director
Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady
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