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Pretty Dead Things (2006)
Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.
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Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.
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Genre:Horror, Comedy
Written By:Sandeep Parikh, Richard Griffin
In Theaters:10/26/2006
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Runtime:90 minutes
Studio:Scorpio Film Releasing
Cast
Richard Griffin
Director
Patrick Pitu
Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy
William DeCoff
John Welles
Danielle Lozeau
Jennifer Bond
Ashley Eaton
Shelby St. Exxmin
Ross Kelly
Rex Van Horn
Alexandra Johnson
Female Stripper
Salvatore Marchese
Mayor Bowden
Jason Witter
Shane Starkweather
Jennifer Scharf
Keller
Donald Foley
Moe Blu
Robert Jude Buco
Club Hell Janitor
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