Nobody Needs To Know (2024)

Remember Caroline from Vampire Diaries? Well, now she’s The Suitcase Killer, allegedly. 

As noted in the headline, I didn’t like this movie. Not to say it’s the worst thing ever, but it’s just…meh. Nothing much to it. Very generic. No surprises. At the very least, the cast is diverse so I’ll give it that.

A throwback to the last months of the 20th century in this comedy film.

There’s no two ways about it — Bridgerton is horny. Shondaland’s newest venture- released on Netflix on Christmas- is certainly a spectacle to behold, just as the premise; essentially an Austenian, Regency-Era Gossip Girl, helmed by Shonda Rhimes, the reigning queen of steamy romance television. It would not be inaccurate to describe it as Jane Austen porn.

Billy Eichner provides a hearty dose of good old fashioned romance with a lot of laughs

The human experience is described through the eyes of a marginalized outsider, neither judgmental nor invested, just an observant donkey.