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Mobsters and Mormons (2005)
When Carmine “The Beans” Pasquale is nabbed by the FBI, he decides to testify against his mafia boss and go into the Witness Relocation Program with his wife Gina and son Vincent. Now known as George, Linda and Patrick Cheeseman, the Pasquale family is sent to suburban Utah to begin their new life. But can the “Cheesemans” survive in a world where everyone is Mormon, all coffee is bad and scrapbooking reigns supreme?
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When Carmine “The Beans” Pasquale is nabbed by the FBI, he decides to testify against his mafia boss and go into the Witness Relocation Program with his wife Gina and son Vincent. Now known as George, Linda and Patrick Cheeseman, the Pasquale family is sent to suburban Utah to begin their new life. But can the “Cheesemans” survive in a world where everyone is Mormon, all coffee is bad and scrapbooking reigns supreme?
Rating:PG
Genre:Comedy, Action
Written By:John E. Moyer
In Theaters:9/9/2005
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Runtime:93 minutes
Studio:South Jersey Productions
Cast
John E. Moyer
Director
Mark DeCarlo
Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale / George Cheeseman
Jeanette Puhich
Gina Pasquale / Linda Cheeseman
Clayton Taylor
Vincent Pasquale / Patrick Cheeseman
Scott Christopher
Michael Jaymes
Britani Bateman
Kate Jaymes
Olesya Rulin
Julie Jaymes
Jan Broberg Felt
Louise Means
John E. Moyer
Agent Tuttle
Michael Kagan
Angello Marcello
Jay Acovone
Jackie
Joe Maruzzo
Little Nicky
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