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Let's face it: when you think Christmas movies, you don't expect complex plots or expensive sets or even good acting. Most of the time, it's optimistic to expect the story to make sense, much less follow a cohesive timeline or employ a pair of actors that actually possess a modicum of chemistry. I won't pretend that Dashing in December is a filmmaking masterpiece when it's everything that's come to be expected from the Hallmark-esque assemblage of Christmas romances. Dueling personalities? Check. Big-city beauty comes back to a conveniently perfect, snow-covered, small-town haven for the holidays after not having been home in years? Check. Conveniently placed, conveniently hot love interest working on the family ranch? Check. Dashing in December follows the tried and true outline of a traditional holiday romance, with a less traditional middle-aged gay couple as the film's romantic focus.

This review of Dashing in December contains some spoilers.

Peter Porte plays New York financier Wyatt Burwall, inevitably forced back home for Christmas, to an obviously gorgeous ranch in the mountains of Colorado. It's still run by his mother Deb (played by the incomparable Andie MacDowell), who is assisted by Wyatt's high school ex-girlfriend Blake (Caroline Harris) and Heath (Juan Pablo Di Pace), a sexy, lovable ranch hand with a gentle and sensitive demeanor. Wyatt, of course, hasn't been home in years, and we quickly learn his contempt of the ranch is because of the lack of funds... seemingly somehow in large part due to the Christmas carriage rides offered during the ranch's Winter Wonderland attraction being uncharacteristically non-profitable. Later in the movie, we learn that carriage rides are $10 a person and free for children, so I'd personally love to know the extent of the Burwall family bills if this is just now becoming a problem. Wyatt intends to convince his mother to sell the ranch to one of his wealthy buyers to relieve her of what he considers to be a "burden"- which he pitches to her during his first dinner back at home- all but draining Deb of the joy she was feeling over his return as she assumes this is the sole reason for his return home after so long.

We learn that Deb's old ranch hand Carlos (Carlos Sanz) retired a couple of years earlier, and Deb hired Heath to take care of the ranch since his departure. It's clear that even though Blake and Wyatt are still very good friends after his extended time away, her presence is in large part to spend time with a lonely Deb. Blake and Heath throw their support fully behind Deb in Wyatt's endeavor to sell the ranch, especially Heath, who moved into the barn after he was hired.