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Fairy Tails 1
FairyTails 1 is the first part of a three-tape set depicting an incredible sexual journey back in time to the “War of the Roses”. It opens with the arrival of troops on horseback to an ancient castle. The men of valor are greeted by the lord of the manor and his younger brother. They are brought inside and the cute blonde leader of the battalion, Jan Erikson, is shown to his quarters and given a sponge bath that leads to sexual release with one of the vassals, played by Milan D'Mixe. A bountiful banquet scene follows where the younger brother finds himself falling in love with the beautiful Erikson. A festive medieval dance by the servants turns into a strip-tease and jack-off right there on the banquet table. The sexual mood of the castle knows no boundaries as even the visiting Cardinal receives more than penitence. Over the course of this epic, we are treated to 10 separate sex scenes featuring a cast of over 20 models.
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FairyTails 1 is the first part of a three-tape set depicting an incredible sexual journey back in time to the “War of the Roses”. It opens with the arrival of troops on horseback to an ancient castle. The men of valor are greeted by the lord of the manor and his younger brother. They are brought inside and the cute blonde leader of the battalion, Jan Erikson, is shown to his quarters and given a sponge bath that leads to sexual release with one of the vassals, played by Milan D'Mixe. A bountiful banquet scene follows where the younger brother finds himself falling in love with the beautiful Erikson. A festive medieval dance by the servants turns into a strip-tease and jack-off right there on the banquet table. The sexual mood of the castle knows no boundaries as even the visiting Cardinal receives more than penitence. Over the course of this epic, we are treated to 10 separate sex scenes featuring a cast of over 20 models.
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Runtime:112 minutes
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