'Don't Look Up' Wasn't Much to Look Up to
Adam McKay might have been more concerned with cramming cameos than he was in this story which is a bloated criticism of the rich and famous… delivered unto us by the rich and famous.
Dirty Masseur 27 (2023)
After a serious argument, JMac and his girlfriend put their relationship on ice. JMac, now at his wits end, heads to the only person he thinks could help save this relationship - his girlfriend's best friend, Michelle James. She tells him that all he needs right now is a sexy, oily massage because, as we all know, once you relax the muscles, you relax your mind. Gabriela Lopez just wants to have a little sexy time alone, but when she throws out her back masturbating, she realizes she's going to need a helping hand. The sexy Latina calls up emergency masseur Bambino who shows up, puts her on his table and gives her the long and deep massage she needs.
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After a serious argument, JMac and his girlfriend put their relationship on ice. JMac, now at his wits end, heads to the only person he thinks could help save this relationship - his girlfriend's best friend, Michelle James. She tells him that all he needs right now is a sexy, oily massage because, as we all know, once you relax the muscles, you relax your mind. Gabriela Lopez just wants to have a little sexy time alone, but when she throws out her back masturbating, she realizes she's going to need a helping hand. The sexy Latina calls up emergency masseur Bambino who shows up, puts her on his table and gives her the long and deep massage she needs.
Rating:NC-17
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In Theaters:5/23/2023
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Runtime:239 minutes
Studio:Brazzers
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