It seems our Marcus Mojo is planning a vacation in Mexico. His to do list includes parasailing, bungee jumping, partying, and...oh yeah...getting laid! He's enlisted the help of his Latin friend, Mario Romo. Johnny Torque is joining Marcus to help him work out a few sleek poses for an upcoming amateur competition. These guys know that the most important muscle is the one that swells up on its own, without any pumping iron. That's why they decided to have a post-workout fuck session! Marcus Mojo is basically grounded. While foraging around under his bed, he happens to find his lube hidden behind a bunch of clothes. Reminiscing all the good times they’ve had together, Marcus decides to take a break and get reacquainted with his old friend. Ayden Marx has made the silly mistake of challenging Marcus Mojo to a foosball tournament. Marcus Mojo is charged with a serious duty this weekend: getting his dick wet. So Marcus calls Anthony Romero.
The highly anticipated 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' has been released in theaters and now it's time to rank all the previous MCU 'Spider-Man' films from Tobey Maguire to Tom Holland based on their awesomeness.
These confines won’t really encourage you to read the film as a metaphor for the nerve-inducing experience we’ve all been through over the last year, however — and in the interest of maintaining your dignity, you probably shouldn’t. While the sociopolitical commentary may have worked for the similarly-themed Buried (2010), in which we find Ryan Reynolds on his own buried alive in the Middle East, but this futuristic take on the premise is best left as a piece of distracting entertainment. Nevertheless, the atmosphere is no less suffocating, literally and dramatically.
Wolverine carries Deadpool - literally and figuratively
At first glance, one wouldn't think John Carpenter's cult classic would be a thematic double-billing - or that Free Guy would be worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence as They Live - but the two films of vastly different genres have more similarities upon further examination.
"La Noria" deftly subverts audience expectations as it explores childhood grief, anxieties, and pain. The award-winning short shows us that often our monsters are often sprung from our darkest places.
