'The Resort': Five Perfect Minutes and Countless Missed Opportunities
The Resort has an excellent climax surrounded by disappointments. Somehow, at a mere 75 minutes, this movie still manages to be 70 minutes too long.
Big Tits at School 9 (2010)
"Open Your Air Way": Madison wants to be a great singer but just doesn't have the ability. Her music teacher gives her some throat exercises, like sucking on his monster cock, to help her out. "Making It Sweet For Priya": Tommy is taking a cooking class and he sucks at it. His sweets are sour and his cakes are hard. Luckily, the teacher has a sweet pussy, a sweet ass and most of all, sweet titties! "I Love Substitute Teachers": Kylee starts misbehaving when the substitute comes into the class. The teacher must show her that it isn't ok to flash your tits and ass in class. "Daydreaming of Deepthroat": Angelina is daydreaming of sucking her teachers cock. When asked to stay after school, she catches her teacher and his girlfriend in class. She gets straight A's and a threesome! "No Pressure": With all the pressures of school and losing her virginity, Bree decides to eat lunch in the teachers' lounge. When her favorite teacher comes in, she can finally be with a real man.
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"Open Your Air Way": Madison wants to be a great singer but just doesn't have the ability. Her music teacher gives her some throat exercises, like sucking on his monster cock, to help her out. "Making It Sweet For Priya": Tommy is taking a cooking class and he sucks at it. His sweets are sour and his cakes are hard. Luckily, the teacher has a sweet pussy, a sweet ass and most of all, sweet titties! "I Love Substitute Teachers": Kylee starts misbehaving when the substitute comes into the class. The teacher must show her that it isn't ok to flash your tits and ass in class. "Daydreaming of Deepthroat": Angelina is daydreaming of sucking her teachers cock. When asked to stay after school, she catches her teacher and his girlfriend in class. She gets straight A's and a threesome! "No Pressure": With all the pressures of school and losing her virginity, Bree decides to eat lunch in the teachers' lounge. When her favorite teacher comes in, she can finally be with a real man.
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In Theaters:5/21/2010
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Runtime:196 minutes
Studio:Brazzers
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