Deadly Garage Sale: An Absurd Movie with an Irresistible Title
Although bogged down by a slow pace and moralistic intent, ‘Deadly Garage Sale’ (2022) makes the most of its silly and nonsensical premise.

Smart and sexy book sluts take over the screen in this homage to filthy, orgasmic, book sniffers who like their books and their babes used and open wide. Lustful librarian Madison Young passionately fucks Beretta James with her insatiable cunt and swallows every inch of her femmelicious strap on cock. Iona Grace is enraptured in orgasmic desire while she uses newcomer Natalya Nimbus as her little fuck toy amongst vintage type writers and erotic literature. Aiden Starr fantasizes her bookish dream girl into a very wet and achingly fucktastic reality that leaves her cunt dripping and her books well used. Meanwhile Missy Minx and Elizabeth Thorn tease one another amongst dog-eared books in a used book store and get hot and heavy with inspiration in the bedroom amongst bookmarked memoirs and feminist manifestos.
Although bogged down by a slow pace and moralistic intent, ‘Deadly Garage Sale’ (2022) makes the most of its silly and nonsensical premise.
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