Star-Crossed Lovers in Disney's 'Z-O-M-B-I-E-S'
This Disney Channel Original Movie shows how two different groups can coexist.

In Bawdy Brazilians, sex supply meets demand, and it's a bull market! First, Luciano Badaro plays a lifeguard who saves 1 or 2 less lives that day to follow seductive sunbather Alexandre Senna for some abandoned-building sex. Luciano performs dick-to-butt resuscitation on Alexandre, saving him from sex with just a passerby. Next, Amauri de Olivereira takes a shower and is all wet when fireman Tiago Lemos arrives to check his pipes for leaks. He checks out Amauri's butt with his dick instead. Then, Eduardo Galisteau attracts horny sailor Marcio Pittbull on the pier. Marcio completes an ancient mating ritual of migratory seamen by topping Eduardo in a secluded spot near the boat slip. Next, surfer Alfonzo Reis lures native fisherman Sergio Apingora back to his room for a dick-up-the-butt break. Finally, Alexandre Senna reappears to pop a boner over a photo layout of Marcio Rosa. Alexandre imagines that Marcio becomes flesh-and-boner and gets topped by him on the couch!
This Disney Channel Original Movie shows how two different groups can coexist.
Miley Cyrus shares her struggles as a songstress with a young audience, all while staying upbeat for the Disney brand.
This article will cover why this film is categorized as a documentary and concert film.
This thrilling film about feminine rage and male hostility is an incredible depiction of the fragility of the male ego.
Him is visually stunning—all concrete cathedrals and bone-rattling impact shots that look like a nightmare highlight reel. Marlon Wayans is magnetic as this legendary quarterback who's basically selling salvation with a smile that never quite reaches his eyes. But the story keeps running in circles: more tests, more cryptic pep talks, more ritualistic drills. The sports-as-religion metaphor beats you over the head when subtlety would've been more effective. The middle drags, and that finale chooses spectacle over substance. It's undeniably stylish, but left me cold. Also worth noting: despite the Monkeypaw connection, this isn't actually a Jordan Peele film—he didn't write or direct.
A sweet slice-of-life anime that visualizes all the ways we creatively hide our vulnerabilities from the world.