'The Resort': Five Perfect Minutes and Countless Missed Opportunities
The Resort has an excellent climax surrounded by disappointments. Somehow, at a mere 75 minutes, this movie still manages to be 70 minutes too long.

The vid starts off with the incredulously endowed IGOR fucking tattoo'd muscle-bottom LUCAS. This dude is an ideal candidate for "Euro-Dawson" if ever there was one. He has a perfect body, a sublime ass, and a truly fuckable hole. IGOR fucks Lucas' ass, then his mouth, then his ass until poor Lucas can barely speak, much less walk. Damn incredible scene — and my personal favorite.
The Resort has an excellent climax surrounded by disappointments. Somehow, at a mere 75 minutes, this movie still manages to be 70 minutes too long.
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